okay I get that getting anxious over talking on the phone isn’t great but like there are some times when I really just can’t do it and my boss teases me ruthlessly about it and then when I actually work up the courage to answer the phone and not make a fool of myself she still fucking teases me about it like “oh NOW you can do it”
WELL I GUESS I’LL JUST NEVER DO ANYTHING EVER AGAIN AND LAY IN A HOLE SO PEOPLE CAN STOP COMMENTING ON MY ANXIETIES SO NONCHALANTLY
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
do i wanna know? (arctic monkeys cover) // chvrches
white boys who respond to criticism of racism and sexism by ominously saying that there are ‘bigger problems’ scare me. like what is this big secret problem and why won’t anyone tell me about it? are we going to be eaten alive by mutant sharks? are oranges secretly poisoning us? who knows. the white boys, apparently.
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing